Imran Khan Kicks Out

I danced in joy.

Finally, we have a man in Pakistan who is man enough to say ‘No, thank you!’ to Qandeel Baloch out, loud and clear.

Qandeel Baloch … remember the cute little silly girl who threw a big tantrum when not selected at the live auditions of ‘Pakistan Idol’?

That cute little silly girl has now turned into a monstrous slut, hissing and slithering, almost nude on Facebook video posts, vying with Meera and Mathira in the race of obnoxiousness.

I generally do not condescend anyone for vulgar behavior, especially females, because the standards of decency and vulgarity have become so topsy-turvy in our times that I prefer to give the margin of ignorance to anyone displaying vulgar behavior. I tend to think … she does not know … she is confused … she is just trying to get popularity fast … she does not actually mean it … 

But I has super disgusted when I heard about and saw the video in which Qandeel Baloch is addressing the Pakistani cricketer Shahid Afridi before one of the T20 series 2016 matches. Lying half-naked on a bed, she was promising Shahid Afridi an awesome strip-tease dance if he won the match for Pakistan. Shahid Afridi, a pathan, a married man with kids, whose wife observes the Muslim veil; Qandeel Baloch had the audacity to flirt with him online full public view. Had I been Shahid Afridi’s wife, I would have zoomed out my car to her place and slapped and boxed and smashed the turn-on off her face!

And now, she has turned to Imran Khan …

Afore the much awaited PTI May 1, 2016, jalsa at Mall Road, Lahore, Qandeel Baloch was on air … physically and theoretically. She was flying in, I guess from UAE, to attend the jalsa in Pakistan and declaring her ‘love’ for Imran Khan on TV channels by giving loud statements, singing songs and throwing about lustful looks.

Her one statement that always irritates the hell out of me is ‘Everyone is tharkee …’. Tharkee is Urdu for flirty.

So she was so sure that Imran Khan would be so excited, ogling at her as she would sashay up the jalsa aisle and await her at the stage with a beating heart to give her the honor of being the chief guest. HA!

She was halted at the jalsa entry gate and banned from going inside. She stood there crying crocodile tears.

Bravo Imran Khan ! Well done PTI !

I now await PM Nawaz Shareef, or President Mamnoon Husain, to wake up from their stupor of stupidity, who suddenly remembered the forgotten ‘sin’ of Mumtaz Qadri just a few weeks ago after five long years and hanged him, but have brothels and prostitutes and Qandeel Baloches dancing around naked with the Pakistani flag on as bikini and they are busy … doing what? Watching them? Enjoying them?

Where is the Republic of Muhammadi Constitution that the Shareefs boast about in their jalsas ?

Shareefs, will you please kick out Qandeel Baloch from Pakistan and cancel her Pakistani citizenship ?